I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.
that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
"are you a good kisser"
what kind of question is that like how am i supposed to know???? i can’t kiss myself
i’m funnier in real life but also uglier