She forgets that even lovers drown.

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anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

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sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

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jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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playstation2chainz:

"are you a good kisser"

what kind of question is that like how am i supposed to know???? i can’t kiss myself

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shutupaubrey:

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

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lawwz:

I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.

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